Emma Watson’s response to the nude photo leak threats
Literally a goddess.
This made me forget all of my problems for like 12 seconds.
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."
all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with
I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people, and it usually ends up with me dropping communication and hoping they’ll be the ones to continue it.
Man gets a hard-on at the worst possible moment
When you fuck something up first thing in the morning