Hi I'm Liam and i usually fill the tags with sarcy arsed comments
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lightlyfloating:

thotnun:

Emma Watson’s response to the nude photo leak threats

Literally a goddess.

vegkid:

This made me forget all of my problems for like 12 seconds.

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."

"That’s funny."

"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

abeautyinyourresistance:

all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with

ruinedchildhood:

*hits blunt*

bruh…

alecwiens:

I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people, and it usually ends up with me dropping communication and hoping they’ll be the ones to continue it.

onlylolgifs:

Man gets a hard-on at the worst possible moment

reapereverdeen:

*heavy breathing* 

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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