Hi I'm Liam, i live in Skelmersdale UK, yes it's real, no i don't know why either. I like tea and Pokemon.
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runs-on-reindeer:

When my sister was in the Marines some little shit told her to make him a sandwich so she went to his boss and they used money from the asshole’s next paycheck to order subs for the entire squadron

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

thepurplecomet:

Let us appreciate the fashion goddesses that are the Team Rocket Trio!

Reblog if you’d like 1 message from a curious anon.

officialwhitegirls:

plugging in a usb on the right side on the first try 

image

hipstergrind:

bendapoapsis:

oh no…

nothing was the same

asmono:

elleooelle:

Someone has a lot of explaining to do

the horror

vivianvivisection:

straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school waiting for the bys, pretty much anywhere.

the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.

tyquil:

pussylipgloss:

baelor:

IM SCREAMING WHO DID THIS

*gets life*

"ms. minaj for this next part we need you to hang your titties on this photoset"

whilemollysleeps:

churchofsterek:

He totally saved himself.

I love him so much

Anonymous asked: Heyy, youu.

hey hey you you i dont like your girlfriend

Avril lavinge for a 2014 comeback

guilmon:

i find it funny that i have followers like are you aware im a loser