When my sister was in the Marines some little shit told her to make him a sandwich so she went to his boss and they used money from the asshole’s next paycheck to order subs for the entire squadron
[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”
“sure thing son whatchu need”
Let us appreciate the fashion goddesses that are the Team Rocket Trio!
plugging in a usb on the right side on the first try
straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school waiting for the bys, pretty much anywhere.
the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.
IM SCREAMING WHO DID THIS
"ms. minaj for this next part we need you to hang your titties on this photoset"
hey hey you you i dont like your girlfriend
Avril lavinge for a 2014 comeback
i find it funny that i have followers like are you aware im a loser